Guys, I just sneezed up my gum.

[Shell]

when i was 7, i once went to bed 10 minutes later than my bedtime
#yolo

[Ad Bot]

[Cucumber!]

One time, I pee'd out my window.


...without any milk.

[Darksaber530]

One time, I pee'd out my window.


...without any milk.

Oh gosh my OMFG SO #YOLO #SWAG

[Snow2]

one time i milk

[Blockzillahead]

At school I was yawning looking down on my paper and my gum fell out. I picked it up again and put it in my mouth and people around me were disgusted.

[fawkes..]

A little gecko thing dropped of the roof of my shed onto my table tennis table thing,whilst we where playing a game. That was weird.

[BanishedLetters]

how the hell do you sneeze gum

[Yosher]

this one time, i was outside when it was cold and i blew cold smoke and pretended i was smoking by creating an illusion with my fingers

#yolo #swag #420 #smokeweedeveryday

[Heitmeyers]

A little gecko thing dropped of the roof of my shed onto my table tennis table thing,whilst we where playing a game. That was weird.

ROFL

[YourBuddyBill]

A little gecko thing dropped of the roof of my shed onto my table tennis table thing,whilst we where playing a game. That was weird.

I dunno why, but I find geckos and skinks hilarious.

Let's see, there was the time someone sprayed Axe all over the guy's locker room in PE and I almost suffocated...

There was the time I was swinging my umbrella around like a ninja and swung it behind me and hit some dude in the crotch...

[lilpappaknox]

I once coughed up a booger.