Sickness Quotient: 99%
WARNING: Your "Sickness Quotient" of 99% is very disturbing.
Detailed Diagnosis
Interpersonal Insights
You are utterly incapable of meaningful relationships, which is probably a good thing since you're a horrible bore under the best of conditions. You think everyone is out to get you, and you're absolutely right. It's because you're an awful person without any redeeming qualities.
Job Performance & Attitude
You aspire to becoming the CEO of a large, powerful company. This is unlikely since you rarely leave your parent's basement. You hate your job but will never leave it. That's because no one else will hire people whose job skills consist of sleeping and surfing the web.
Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "Every day, in every way, I'm getting better and better." You must not have been saying this for very long.
this is actually mostly accurate.
