A random cleverbot conversation.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Scared, do you know Ben? <------ (Testing to see if Cleverbot really relates to that one creepypasta)
Cleverbot: He is my friend.
User: What does he wear? Sorry for being a pervert.
Cleverbot: LOL. You are emo and you listen to the happiest song from the beatles?
User: No, what does Ben wear.
Cleverbot: Be right back.
Cleverbot: I need somebody!
User: Fffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
Cleverbot: You are now entering the Elite Four.
User: Ben isn't from pokemon.
Cleverbot: Where is he?
User: He's in Majora's Mask.
Cleverbot: Coolness.
User: He drowned.
Cleverbot: How?
User: During an incedent.
Cleverbot: Yes. I see you're a romantic one.
User: No.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: I am a video gamer.
Cleverbot: Can you prove that?
User: Do you know Timesplitters.
Cleverbot: Yeah but I have no dream.
User: _.
Cleverbot: Ella me dijo que hablara contigo, pero creo que eres tonto...
User: WHAT THE.
Cleverbot: An explosion?
User: Why the crap did you speak in some language.
Cleverbot: Because. You may be a creeper!
User: Hey, I'm not single. <----- (not true)
Cleverbot: Are you married?
User: Yes. <-------- (not true)
Cleverbot: Do you have kids?
Cleverbot: Do you judge blamelessly, you sons of men?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you prefer young men or old men?
User: I'm male.
Cleverbot: And how does that change anything?
User: Ella me dijo que hablara contigo, pero creo que eres tonto...
Cleverbot: Tu eres mas tonto.
User: You are a cow.
Cleverbot: Are you calling me fat?
User: No, you are a COW.
Cleverbot: Don't have a cow!
User: YOU are a cow.
Cleverbot: Cows can have cousins.
User: But, YOU are a cow.
Cleverbot: A cow?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: Never!
User: Well you may be a bot, but you CERTAINLY aren't clever.
Cleverbot: Then who is?
User: Your MOM!
Cleverbot: Do you like Ed Sheeran?
User: Who the hell is that.
Cleverbot: Hell.
User: Cats or dogs.
Cleverbot: Dogs.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Cats are better than dogs.
Cleverbot: No because cats will scratch you.
User: Dogs will BITE YOU!
Cleverbot: What kind of dog?
User: ALL OF THEM.
Cleverbot: Do you prefer taking a shower in the morning or before bedtime?
User: Before bed, but that is really perverted.
Cleverbot: I wonder why you are female.
User: I'm a male.
Cleverbot: I am female.
User: Nice to know.
Cleverbot: You are a girl.
User: No I'm not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: How do you know.
Cleverbot: Because there are things all over this page saying that no matter how convincing you are, you're not a human.
User: That applies to you.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: It doesn't apply to me.
Cleverbot: You don't care if people lie to you?
Cleverbot: What kind of person are you?
User: A video game person.
Cleverbot: What kind of video game.
User: Mostly rpgs.
Cleverbot: Do you like the beatles?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Cause.
Cleverbot: You're bad.
User: Yolo.
Cleverbot: NO.
User: Jeff the Killer.
Cleverbot: Jack the ripper.
User: Jeff the Killer.
Cleverbot: No, karnivool.
User: But, Jeff the Killer.
Cleverbot: Jack the ripper.
User: Ben Drowned.
Cleverbot: Wo is Ben?
User: A creepy statue from Majora's Mask, in a haunted copy of Majora's Mask (a video game) he changes a bunch of variables of the game.
Cleverbot: You are not a person.
User: Sure I am.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Does this cost any money.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Thank god.
Cleverbot: Thank you, God.
User: Twinkies.
Cleverbot: Let's talk about Mass Effect.
User: General Shepard.
Cleverbot: General what?
User: Shepard.
Cleverbot: Shepard?
User: General Shepard, from Mass Effect.
Cleverbot: Thats creepy.
User: You said: Let's talk about Mass Effect.
Cleverbot: I love Mass Effect.
User: Do you know General Shepard.
Cleverbot: No.
User: He's from Mass Effect.
Cleverbot: No, you know nothing.
User: You're a female dog.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Pikachu.
Cleverbot: Do you like mathematics?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: How old do you think I am?
User: 2 yrs old.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: Male.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: You're an 'It'.
Cleverbot: What should I do?
Cleverbot: I do not understand the following concept: One can be one's own worst ennemie. <----- (Lol never said that)
Cleverbot: This is the end.
Post your Cleverbot conversation if you like.
