Ask a Guard anything

[Linkusofepica]

I can't tell if people are just doing this to troll now.

I don't know either.

do you hassle students just for a sense of self importance?

No. I don't need to anyways. I saved the school from plant demons multiple times.

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[Blockzillahead]

Please stop making these threads. I said please so consider it.

[TeslaCoil]

Did you use to be an adventurer like me?

[Swat 3]

It was a Skyrim reference, I wanted him to say "I took an arrow to the knee." You did one, too.
Anyways, do you have any protection or weapons?

[Insomniac]

Are you bald?

[Linkusofepica]

Did you use to be an adventurer like me?

I still am. And I took a flaming axe to the knee.

It was a Skyrim reference, I wanted him to say "I took an arrow to the knee." You did one, too.
Anyways, do you have any protection or weapons?

Protection: Robe
Weapons: Magic
Skills: Snorting

[Linkusofepica]

Are you bald?

No. My hood is actually really cool hair.