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[Ipquarx]

pretty sure this isn't omeagle

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[Tømpson]

pretty sure this isn't omeagle

I met her on omegle, I have her down to 3 Canadian.

[Cybersix]

I have her down to 3 Canadian.

The forget is that supposed to mean?

[Tømpson]

The forget is that supposed to mean?

3 canadian dollars

[Ipquarx]

3 canadian dollars

Why Canadian dollars? It's only worth like a third of a cent less.

[Tømpson]

Why Canadian dollars? It's only worth like a third of a cent less.

(Don't tell her she is Romanian)

[grunterdb1951]

So I put in Children as my interests and I did this...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: This is Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC why don't you just take a seat.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like kids.
You: Hello, this is Chris Hansen with Datline NBC: To Catch a Predator, how about you just take a seat.
You: Just take a seat.
You: So lets discuss some of the things over yesterdays chat with 12 year old billy.
You: "Would you like to look at my genitalia?"
You: Billy, who is really a 32 year old FBI agent replied with, "Yes." you said that you'd bring the "Banana" to perform in "Butt pleasurement"
You: Is that right?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

The greatest loveual predator I've encountered yet.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Children.
Stranger: s2r
Stranger: pics only
You: This is Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC: To Catch a Predator, how about you take a seat?
Stranger: i am sitting
You: So, lets go over the chat with 12 year old billy last night.
You: You both greeted one another, correct?
You: Correct?
Stranger: not Billy. it was Betty
You: Oh, Betty. My apologies.
You: And you asked Betty, "Do you like brown town?"
You: When she asked what brown town was you proceeded to send her researchographic videos from researchhub.com, correct?
Stranger: i did and she said she would love to try it
You: I see, lets continue on to the next question.
Stranger: true. then she got interested
You: You said, "I would like to give it to you nice and hard." correct?
You: Correct?
Stranger: long and hard if i may
You: Alright.
You: You then proceeded to send pictures of your genitalia to her, correct?
You: Correct?
Stranger: i did she was amazed. thought i heard her jaw drop
You: What if I told you Betty was actually a 32 year old man working with the FBI, and what if I told you the police were right outside your doorstep and had you surrounded?
You: What if I told you you were going to spend up to 10 years in prison?
Stranger: i would laugh
You: Well there are.
You: And you should do the right thing and turn yourself in to the authorities.
You: Goodbye.
You have disconnected.

[Ipquarx]

The greatest loveual predator I've encountered yet.

hey
hey

theres a thing

thats called playing along

k

[grunterdb1951]

hey
hey

theres a thing

thats called playing along

k

I know he was playing along. It was obvious.

[ChappersTeddy]

bump, type ''blockland'' in interests guise

[ChappersTeddy]

Stranger: f?
You: yo wats up
You: ya
Stranger: hi
Stranger: age?
You: 1/f/ny
Stranger: 1?
You: yas
Stranger: haha
Stranger: do you kik?
You: ill kik you up
Stranger: in my ****?
You: misty the giraffe gun see you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Minecraft.
Stranger: hi
You: wats up fa,
You: u wanna hear mi latest tune
Stranger: nm u
Stranger: no
You: i min for diamonds, and i eat some food
You: i am steve and im gonna kick you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.