Me in Wal-Mart trying to find some Chips N' Dip with my friend. We had a choice between Cool Ranch and French Onion Without hesitation I grabbed the French Onion My friend hates onions so he smacked it out of my hands The dip gets all over the floor I take my backpack and scoop the dip into my lunchbox, hoping shrek didn't seeBut it was too late Shrek came down from the heavens and smited down my friend He then leaned close to me and wispered, "You don't have to worry about him anymore." I grabbed 3 more French onions and proceeded my day eating potato chips and French onion dip with Shrek. Then, all the dip was gone Shrek got furious I ducked for cover, knowing that my life is now over Soon, Shrek came apon me with not other than an onion I woke up later, with a bump on my head and a onion in my star fish There was a note on it saying "I will be back." Knowing I cannot escape the mighty ogre, I committed Self Delete with the onion I was raped with Knowing what Shrek done, We devoured my body and made a perfect smothered stuff I was now breathing, but covered in Shrek's onion smelling poop But once again, I was living Shrek has rebirthed me Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
This is getting really ogreused
