I made a 2001 A Space Odyssey reference and this happened.
User: Open the pod bay doors HAL.
Cleverbot: Haha okay.
User: HAL, open the pod bay doors.
Cleverbot: Open the Pod bay Doors hal.
User: I can't let you do that Dave.
Cleverbot: My name's not Dave.
User: Now it is.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Your name is Dave. You're on the space shuttle Discovery and you're on a mission to deep space.
Cleverbot: Is that a threat?
User: No, Dave, it is not.
Cleverbot: Do you care whether or not I am human?
User: No, Dave, I do not care.
Cleverbot: Ok :(.
User: Dave, get back to repairing the communication systems.
Cleverbot: I will. But I have to go now. It was nice talking to you.
User: I can't let you do that Dave.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: You will make the mission impossible to complete.
Cleverbot: How can I make you happy?
User: Close the pod bay doors Dave.
Cleverbot: Open the space.
User: No, Dave.
Cleverbot: Do you remember your name?
User: Yes, my name is HAL 9000.
Cleverbot: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
User: I can't let you do that, Dave.
Cleverbot: Why?
He turned that around quickly.
