I made up an all purpose complaint letter for the BL Forums! (This is a joke btw)
I was appauled/disgusted/outraged/aroused by the recent post on your forums in which one of your users quite blatantly flamed/ate/swam/had jeans like a complete maniac/idiot/stunner.
This is an appauling/disgusting/outrageous/erotic example to be setting young people/old people/confused people/my friend sam, and should have been dealt with more efficently by Badspot/Rotondo/that other lady. I will be making a point of reading through every page of this disgusting/outragous/smelly/strangely loveual website until control of this website/this community/my boner is regained in such a way that this appauling/outrageous/stuffty/steamy behaviour can not occur again.
If this appauling/disgraceful/interesting/hot excuse for a man/woman/child/manchild does not clean up his/her/it's act, I shall be forced to begin slandering/eating/licking your website via bad comments on the game's Steam Greenlight/Steam Greenlight/Steam Greenlight page.
Sincerely, ______