Well, one time in school I got a bottle of chocolate milk and I opened it, and then I went to take my book bag off which required lifting the strap thingy and like a dumbass I had the bottle in my hand and when I lifted my arm up I turned the bottle upside down. Milk everywhere.
And then my friends dared me to put a packet of hot sauce in my mouth and chew it. Hot sauce doesn't bother me. But I actually swallowed the packet.
So yeah. I do stupid stuff in school.