what, i don't understandis this topic a joke?
Try hugging them first.If they react negatively or try to push you away, mark them down, and then carry the marked androids to a secret closed off location. Then destroy them because they're soulless stuffstains that don't deserve to live in your house. Those who hug back are the friendly, harmless ones and don't warrant decommission.
edit: wait stuff hold onare you saying you're also an android?
Bump.
Why bump your stuffty joke thread, after under 3 hours. WHY?!?!?!?!
Why not? It's a serious thing, they could be chewing on the wiring up there.
Do they dream of electric sheep?