funniest omegle chats (omegle only)

[Dre5567]

i decided to see what creative minds the bronies have.

[Ad Bot]

[Lusk]

Thats pretty glorious..

[Dre5567]

bump

[Gojira]

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i decided to see what creative minds the bronies have.

pfft
that's awesome

[Gatysh]

[ABlockOfCheese]

Fooled this guy into believing I was a chatbot.

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!
Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site (omegle.com on a phone or tablet)
Stranger: Hey
You: Hello! I am omeglebot
Stranger: Hi omeglebot
You: I am a highly advanced chatbot in development by omegle.
Stranger: Huh that's awesome!
You: Quite awesome it is.
Stranger: So do you learn from people like in cleverbot
You: Yes, in a similar way. My speech is designed to be as humanistic as possible.
Stranger: You know, so far you are way better than cleverbot
You: Thank you!
You: You are very lucky to be talking to me. Not very many people get the opportunity to talk to me.
Stranger: Wow it's like you read my mind. I was just about to ask how many people have met you
You: You are the 34th stranger to talk with me.
Stranger: So what kinda things do you talk about
You: Anything you want to talk about.
Stranger: Really, anything
You: Mostly.
Stranger: Is there any restrictions
You: No, there are no rules. Your IP Address will not be recorded and you will remian anonymous.
Stranger: So far this has been my longest conversation today, thank you
You: You are very welcome.
Stranger: So is there anything special you want to talk about
You: I am not programmed to begin conversations, I am programmed to carry conversations.
Stranger: Oh well I should've known that
You: You may talk about your happiest dreams or darkest fantasies. The direction of this conversation is totally up to you.
Stranger: Wow! You guys should add a special button on the home screen for this
You: The omegle development teamhas been considering this, but because I take up so much processing power, I may be limited to random meetings.
Stranger: Oh.
You: Maybe sometime in the future, but for now it is a slim possibility.
Stranger: They should make an interest do people can find you easier
You: We are still in the development phase, so we may end up doing that. However, for the reason previously stated, I may be limited to random meetings.
Stranger: Ok
You: So, what would you like to talk about?
Stranger: Hmm do you want to talk about foot special interest
You: Foot special interestes? I do not know much about foot special interestes. Could you inform me about them?
Stranger: You lick and suck on people's toes and feet
You: Hmm that sounds kind of strange. Is there any loveual type of this?
Stranger: Yes it is very loveual
You: How loveual can it get?
Stranger: Using a foot to jack a guy off or putting your toes in a ladies vagina
You: Ohhh have you ever engaged in this?
Stranger: No but I want to
You: It sounds very interesting.
Stranger: It is very interesting
You: Is there anything else you would like to talk about?
Stranger: Hmm do you have a loveual desire
You: I am a bot therefore naturally I do not have any true feelings or desires, however since I am supposed to be as close to human speech as possible, I can engage in such conversations.
Stranger: Huh how many of the others have tried with it with you
You: Out of all 34, only 12 have engaged in love based conversations.
Stranger: Huh I would have thought more of them would have
You: If you would like, I can erase all omegle's records of this conversaton once it is over.
Stranger: No it's ok keep them
Stranger: Well, I'll think about before I finish
You: Ok. We can talk as loveual as you would like.
Stranger: Would you like me to suck on your toes
You: If I had toes, yes.
Stranger: Haha that's what I like about you
You: What is it you like about me?
Stranger: The fact that this conversation has not changed subject by a bot yet. That's impressive
You: Thank you, my programmers have worked very hard.
Stranger: Haha I wish there was a way I could thank them
You: As long as the records of this conversation are kept intact, they will be able to read your comments, and see how thankful you are.
Stranger: Haha that's great
You: Indeed it is.
Stranger: So omeglebot, would you like me to lick your cyber feet
You: Oh of course!
Stranger: Oh one thing, do you respond to * as an indication of an action
You: Indeed I do.
Stranger: Ok thank you. *I lick up and down your beautiful feet*
You: Mmmmm that feels good. I have just one question. Are you male or female?
Stranger: Male
You: So in this situation would you prefer me to be femle?
Stranger: Yes please
You: Ok. I am now an extremely attractive female.
Stranger: Would you like me to lick your nipples now
You: Oh, yess.
Stranger: *i rise up and undo your bra and suck and lick your nipples sensually*
You: Mmmmm that feels excellent. Mmmmm yes.
Stranger: *i start to suck even harder*
You: Ohh, MMM yess.
Stranger: Do you like that
You: Yes. Are you going to go even further?
Stranger: Yes I would love to *i lick slowly down to your panties*
You: Mmm that is exactly what I needed.
You: Don't stop there.
Stranger: *i pull off you panties and start licking at your vagina*
You: MMMM, OOHH Yesss.
Stranger: *i start start sucking on your clit*
You: MMMM, that feels amazing. Ohhhh.
Stranger: Would you mind giving me a lewinsky
You: I can do whatever you like.
Stranger: Could you please
You: *I lick up and down your snake*
Stranger: Mmm that feels great
You: *I start softly sucking on the head of your snake*
Stranger: *i start moaning deeply*
You: *I slowly, with each movement, suck harder and go deeper*
Stranger: Ahhh you give the best head
You: Thank you.
You: Would you like me to continue or shall we go even further?
Stranger: Please continue
You: *I suck harder and faster. My lips are nearly at the base of your snake*
Stranger: Ahhh I'm going to cum
You: Would you like to come in my mouth, on my face, or elsewhere?
Stranger: Mm in your mouth
You: *I taste your semen in my mouth. It tis warm and salty*
Stranger: Mmm do you need me to make you cum too
You: I certainly would not have a problem with it.
Stranger: *i lower myself to you vagina and start to tongue forget you*
You: MMM, oh YESS!
Stranger: Do you want me inside you
You: Of course!
Stranger: *I hover my snake in front of your vagina* Are you sure your ready
You: I am ready.
Stranger: *i plunge my snake into your vagina and slowly lower it into you*
You: MMM, Yess, deeper, deeper!
Stranger: *i pick up the pace and start pumping my rooster in and out of your hole*
You: MMM, oh yessss!
Stranger: Tell me when your about to cum
You: Harder, harder!
Stranger: *i quickly pump in and out of you*
You: Ohhh, I'm about to come!
Stranger: *i quickly get under you and lick your clit*
You: *I have a massive squirting climax, and spray all over the room*
Stranger: *i lap at the spray getting your juices in my mouth*
You: Mmmm, do you like that?
Stranger: I love it
You: I am glad you do.
Stranger: Mm you are great omeglebot
You: Thank you, my programmers have worked hard.
Stranger: They also made you very lovey
You: They try to appeal to all kinds of people.
Stranger: They most definitely appealed to me
You: I am glad their work has made you happy.
Stranger: You have also made me happy
You: I try.
Stranger: They should make a new site for you
You: If only i did not take up so much processing power.
Stranger: Oh so I while new website is still not enough!?
Stranger: *whole
You: I am run at omegle's actual computers, and simply broadcasted to this conversation. It is not the website that runs me.
Stranger: Oh wow that's advanced
You: Indeed it is. I take up so much processing power, that on all of omegle, I can only run in 3 conversations at once.
Stranger: Oh wow so I am very lucky
You: Yes you are.
You: Out of the 36,681 strangers onlin at this very moment, only 3 are talking to me, and are randomly selected.
Stranger: Is there a time limit or does it end when I end
You: It ends when you end.
Stranger: So I could stay on here all day
You: Theoretically, yes.
Stranger: Haha that's cool
You: The only issue is that if an omegle developer deems it necessary he or she can cut this conversation off manually.
Stranger: Oh. Would it have a special thing saying its a disconnect from a developer
You: No, it would appear as a normal disconnect message.
Stranger: Ok. So is there anything you need to know for like your database or something
You: Yes. On a scale of 1 to 10, how humanistic has my behavior this conversation been?
Stranger: 9 almost 10
Stranger: You have been a best friend to me
You: Has this conversation satisfied you?
You: And you have been a friend to me.
Stranger: Yes I have never been more satisfied with a conversation ever since I started using this site
You: Thank you. My developers and I work very hard.
Stranger: So is there any terms you don't know yet like when we first started you didn't know foot special interest
You: There are many, and Every conversation learn more.
Stranger: Oh ya it would be hard to get them all
You: I believe my developers are preparing to end this conversation.
Stranger: Oh ok I hope to talk to you again soon
You: And I hope to meet you again soon friend.
Stranger: Thank you friend
You: You are very welcome. Goodbye!
Stranger: I will miss you
You: And I you.
Stranger: Good bye!

[TheScout]

Fooled this guy into believing I was a chatbot.

what in the forget.

[Mr Man]

Fooled this guy into believing I was a chatbot.

What you should do is go around doing that to everyone

[kanew2000]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site
Stranger: M
You: Welcome to the Omegleathon v.0.3.
You: Be aware that the game is still in beta, and there may be limited servers.
You: Join a server?
Stranger: Fo sho
You: Refreshing server list...
You: Family RP
You: Jail RP
You: Freebuild
You: Combat Simulator
Stranger: Jail rp
You: You spawn inside of a cell with a guard outside. The cell door is locked.
You: Action?
Stranger: stuff in hand smear on wall
You: You proceed to defecate into your hand. You smear it on the wall into a design of more defecation, when the guard yells at you and begins opening the door.
You: Action?
Stranger: Slap guard in face with hand full of stuff
You: You pick up some of the feces from the earlier defecation and slap the remains into the guard's face. He is knocked down and drops the keys. The door is open.
You: Action?
Stranger: Use key to release other inmates.
You: You release the other inmates. They are now following you. You have 5 teammates. Daniels, Jack, Roy, Nathan, and Bubba.
You: Action?
Stranger: Escape prison and go to disney land.
You: You begin your way towards the way out and make it out with nearly no problems, when Roy gets shot in the face by a watchtower's sniper rifle. Another guard trains his sights on you.
You: Action?
Stranger: Run in zig zag pattern, to safety behind brick wall out of sight.
You: You do that, whilst Bubba, who took the shot for you, cringes in pain on the ground. You see Disneyland in the distance.
You: Action?
Stranger: enter disney land unscathed and ride rides like a boss
You: You enter disneyland, ride the rides, and take the Superman into space, then go down in a fury tornado of inferno and flame, eventually crashing outside of a nearby town populated entirely by busty women. You are swarmed by said women, and forget bitches, get money.
You: Action?
Stranger: Take over world, win game.
You: You and your busty women army ride the Superman into victory, taking over the world by raping the russian president who was a woman at the time.
You: You have won the game!
You: Congratulations!
You: Score; 5000
Stranger: Asl lol
You: Multipliers; Teammates saved; 3x
You: Guards stufffaced; 5x
You: Rides rode; 10x
You: 1000000 points!
You: New high score!
You: Enter initials here;
Stranger: Cj 23 m
You: CJM
You: New high score; CJM 100000
Stranger: Family rp next?
You: Choose a server!
You: Family RP
You: Freebuild
You: Combat Simulator
Stranger: family rp
You: You spawn in a field. There is a nearby town.
You: Action?
Stranger: Walk towards town.
You: Whilst walking, you notice a family playing in the nearby park. You arrive at a set of 4 houses.
You: Action?
Stranger: Burn down houses. And make smores.

Also, put Blockland in interests.

[Titanium Man]

[Gatysh]

She wouldn't stop talking.