Author Topic: I am SO done with my brother  (Read 4049 times)


if your laptop was important to you, or if you bought it and understood its value, you would KNOW what to do.

I.E. beat the stuff out of your brother and teach him his place

don't be a beta


Oh :o Tell him to buy a new one xD

Smash him against a Paper Jamz and kitchen the J and M keys as a keyboard.

Go rape him with the paper jamz until he cries for mercy.
Shove him in the trash can and roll him down the hill.
Go make him spend a day with mawty.
Split his snake in half with your screen.
Throw the keyboard at him.

little brothers dont get punished
they get brushed off
so learn to deal with that fact

I have problems with my brother too - except we're twins (fraternal). We are oppositional on everything and tend to get back at one another and sometimes fight verbally. I never got along with him well, but it's a sibling thing. Sibling rivalry happens a lot.

Rip keys off his PC and put them back on in the wrong places

Not even joking, people did this at my old school
do this then leave this topic open on his PC
then when he tries to reply...
"User was banned for random-letter posts"
Would be golden.

40 kilos of thermite usually helps me when the children at the orphanage misbehave.

Look at him and sigh, repeat every time you see him for a month.

It'll feel like you're disappointed in him, and disappointment hurts the most