>the spaghetti bowl

[hodototman]

hey forums

let's make a compilation of the best greentext (preferably joke/spaghetti) stories you guys can write.

i'll go first.

>be 23
>hear doorbell
>oh god forget i'm busy with my snake
>pull up shorts, zip
>doorbell rings again
>alright alright i'm coming
>open door
>girlscout
>selling cookies
>thin mints
>"i'll have about 8 boxes of thin mints please"
>"i'll need about tree fiddy"
>realize the girlscout is 8 stories tall and a creature from the paleoithic era
>damnit nessie you tricked me again

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[Ben Watts]

>See this
>Realize I don't care
>Comment anyways
>Make fun of you
>Realize I don't care
>Comment anyways
>Make fun of you
>Realize I don't care
>Realize that every douche does this.

[hodototman]

>See this
>Realize I don't care
>Comment anyways
>Make fun of you
>Realize I don't care
>Comment anyways
>Make fun of you
>Realize I don't care
>Realize that every douche does this.

that was the most well wasted 6 seconds of my life.

good job, ben.

[Ben Watts]

that was the most well wasted 6 seconds of my life.

good job, ben.

That's my purpose in life.

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