well, guess I'll be on topic
Name: Tomas or Tomáš (first name of the creator)
Distro: SLAX Linux
Personality: Loves to travel, easy to work with, calm
Gender: Male
Pros: Portable, knows a lot of languages, has many uses
Cons: Bit buggy with some addons/modules
(I don't know if this is a distro or not, but it seems really popular)
