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[Valkerone]

"Hello everyone! Welcome to 'Misleading Title The Thread', with your host Silvia the Pirate."

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[Headcrab Zombie]

"Hello everyone! Welcome to 'Misleading Title The Thread', with your host Silvia the Pirate."

This isn't misleading at all
The OP contained almost exactly what I thought it would

[pefu19]

no I didn't - I'm level 5773, there aren't any enemies that can even scratch me because of my defense

Level 5773? That was in like
third grade
in my pants