Author Topic: The Events of Scary the Bear  (Read 2951 times)

The Events of Scary the Bear


This is Scary the Bear, a brown bear that loves to get into all kinds of mischief. He enjoys to eat fish, go on long walks on the beach, and kill humans that get too close. He lives in Honey Hill Forest, a calm and peaceful place full of bears alike him. Scary the Bear always gets himself into trouble! This is his story. You decide what he does next.

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CHAPTER 1 - HOME SWEET HOME
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Oh, hello there, Scary the Bear! What are you doing? He is wandering throughout the woods searching for food! He is looking for berries, fish and, his favourite, human flesh! A little taste couldn't hurt, could it?


Oh look, he found some strange meat on some kind of steel device. It looks rather sharp! Scary the Bear wouldn't want to be caught in one of those! Or does he? He doesn't know, because he's just a bear.


What next? You decide!
« Last Edit: September 25, 2013, 04:23:59 AM by Manchild »

well if i was a bear i wouldn't know any better. are we making decisions for the bear, or as the bear?
also what is that, your artistic skills although hilariously ironic don't convey the image very well
and aside from touching the thing what else do we have to do? ">search for human flesh" or something???

well if i was a bear i wouldn't know any better. are we making decisions for the bear, or as the bear?

You are deciding what happens next. By me saying "Scary the Bear wouldn't want to be caught in one of those! Or does he? He doesn't know, because he's just a bear." I mean it in a humorous way.

also what is that, your artistic skills although hilariously ironic don't convey the image very well

This isn't supposed to be some kind of movie with epic scenes. There's not much to be shown, really. You're in a forest and there's a steel thing with some meat on it.

and aside from touching the thing what else do we have to do? ">search for human flesh" or something???

It's your choice. The story evolves around the person's choices. For example, if you were to say "go left", then I would make a different scenario. Like I said before, you're in a forest with not many interesting things other than a steel thing.
« Last Edit: September 25, 2013, 04:43:35 AM by Manchild »

well if we're directing the bear rather than thinking from its point of view, kick a rock at it or toss something at the metal object.

well if we're directing the bear rather than thinking from its point of view, kick a rock at it or toss something at the metal object.

Well, we're not directing the bear, nor controlling him from "its point of view". We're watching it, but you guys are saying what he's going to be doing next.

Edit: Almost as if this were a narrative. We can not interfere with the story, and we are not exactly controlling the character, but we're deciding what he will do next.
« Last Edit: September 25, 2013, 04:44:09 AM by Manchild »



sit in the metal thing

Oh, look! Scary the Bear is making a move! I sure hope he knows what he's doing!



He's sitting on the metal looking thing! Actually, now that I think of it, that must be a trap. Oh well, it looks like it doesn't really do that much.

It looks like Scary the Bear really knows his stuff! Or does he? He's just a bear, after all.

What next? You decide!

See us spying on him and kill all of us.

go to the brown stuff behind him

Find a hot he-bear with whom we can have butt babies.


oh look a poorly drawn paint adventure that tries to be funny, how original

oh look a poorly drawn paint adventure that tries to be funny, how original

Oh look, a whining post that makes no attempt to even be a little bit supportive, how original. You know, if I wanted to find out what's original, I wouldn't look anywhere in your direction. If you don't like it, then you're out of luck. You can go somewhere else, and find what you want. If you don't find it funny, then I'm not sure why exactly you stuck along long enough to post that.