I thought Halloween was on a Friday night this year when I first looked at the calendar. I was really excited because I planned on getting drunk and giving out the full size candy bars we got this year to all the adorable little kids and giving the stuffty fun size candy to the kids that are too old, didn't put any efforts in to their costume, aren't wearing a costume, or are just being douchebags. But nooooo Halloween is on a Thursday night and I have class the next day. My community won't move it to Friday either so now I have to give out the candy while being sober or just not do it.
