So i got bored and attempted to parody the start up screen for a Packard Bell computer running MS-DOS 6.22.
http://youtu.be/mrVVpTrQkTA?t=3m51s My reference for building it.

The parody I built.
I apologize for the weird small text, I couldn't make all the text about the same size due to the size i used being a lot smaller then the actual resolution(MS-DOS computers from when it was around used 640x480, which would mean I'd pass the brick limit by far).
Rate x/10 if you want, but do take into account what I've said above.