Fill in the blanks! (A fun game)

[Caribou]

 Will you marry me, Barry? Do you really love me like that? If you do, say yes.
Ha, you. You made me the happiest woman in the world!

My blanks:

I like pie, and I feed it to my cat Sam, and my dog _____. She's the best dog in the world! She eats everything, ____ with me, and she even ____ with me! I ____ her!

[Ad Bot]

[KillerCop311]

I like pie, and I feed it to my cat Sam, and my dog Porkchop. She's the best dog in the world! She eats everything, murders with me, and she even forgets with me! I made her!

Hello, I'm ____, a tentacle monster. I rape ____ everyday in my ____, and I love playing ____ and reading ____. I don't look so nice, but inside I'm a really ____ guy!

[Benjamin Lopez]

Hello, I'm Vladimir, a tentacle monster. I rape little girls under the age of 10 everyday in my cave, and I love playing GTA V and reading "How to rape little girls under the age of 10". I don't look so nice, but inside I'm a really loving awesome guy!

Last night I crashed my car into a ____. There was ___ all over the place, soon the ____ showed up and ____ me.

[Renekar]

Last night I crashed my car into a child. There was body parts all over the place, soon the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals showed up and arrested me.

Bob kidnapped a _____ and placed ___ in the _____. He started up the ____ and ____'d ___.

[KillerCop311]

Bob kidnapped a high school girl and placed her in the cheap 50$ van. He started up the van and forget'd her.

hello I am a internet scammer. i steal 50 _____ _____ a day from unsuspecting _____ year olds. i work in _____. please give me all of your _____. thank you very much.

[CharlesSpeaking]

Hello! I'm an internet scammer! I steal 50 different rocks every day from unsuspecting 60 year olds. I work in peace. Please give me all of your rocks. Thank you very much!


Hello! I am a ____ ____. I ___ 50 different rocks every ___ from unsuspecting 60 year olds. I ___ in peace. Please ___ ___ all of your rocks. Thank you very much!

[Ben Watts]

Hello! I am a your mom. I forget 50 different rocks every month from unsuspecting 60 year olds. I forget in peace. Please remember, loving all of your rocks. Thank you very much!

I'm sorry, but please... ___ ___ one more time! I ___ you! ___!

[Darkmario765]

I'm sorry, but please... Woof Woof one more time! I shibe you! doge!

I want to break ____ - by Queen

[CharlesSpeaking]

I want to break the above post - By Queen

you have to have at least 3 blanks for the poster below you to fill out.

The ___ is that you must have three ___ for the ___ below to ___.

[Ben Watts]

The stuff is that you must have three exes for the loving below to forget.

Btw, if there's one blank, you can only use one word.

Do you really ___ me, Charles?
Or...
Are you like the rest of those ___ers?

Just ___ me, or get out.

[Darkmario765]

Do you really hate me, Charles?
                      Or...
Are you like the rest of those Jokers?

     Just reply to me, or get out.

The best time to wear a _____ _____ is all the time. _____ _____, It's one of a kind

[PurpleSir]

The best time to wear a woman's large intestine is all the time. Pink and very slimy, It's one of a kind