Author Topic: Terribly Embarrassing stuff that happened in your school  (Read 9119 times)


OH HOW COULD I FORGET
i shat myself in a style similar to the flash game "Don't stuff Your Pants" in fourth grade
i tried to let out a light fart and blam
it was a big stuff too
this was all as i was about to sit on the toilet seat
i was in there for about 15-20 minutes trying to clean as much as possible and putting toilet paper where necessary

my teacher ended up sending one of my friends to come get me and luckily because i was smarter than everyone back then i fast-talked him into thinking that i was in there the whole time taking a dump and did the same to my teacher
nobody found out at all

when i look back on that day i wonder why i didn't just go to the nurse because then i could've just gotten the day off

i was in gym and i died
it was so embarassing that one girl i wanna forget saw


*bump*

Today, I was sitting in my 6th hour Algebra 2 class.  The desks are set up in six rows of like four or five desks in each row.  Each chair is usually almost wedged underneath the desk behind it just from kids fidgeting around and stuff. 

Well, I had my graphing calculator, notes, a worksheet, a notebook, and a pencil all over my desk.  I was getting bored because I was the first person to finish my formative quiz and had to just sit there waiting.  Ended up playing with my mechanical pencil trying to get the graphite to fall down into the pencil.  I ended up poking myself in the thumb and instinctively dropped my pencil.  It (the pencil, not my thumb) fell on the desk, bounced off the eraser, and fell down the chair of the girl sitting in front of me.  I was like "That didn't just happen." and it made me feel more awkward when she didn't notice it right away.  I kind of needed my pencil...  She did end up noticing and was like "what the..."

#awkward

I was sitting in science class and then the girl next to me told me she saw a picture of a snake.

So today when i was in biology, after i had finished my hw, i was messing with my pencil and got it stuck in the ceiling, i got it after it fell down... nobody even saw what had happened

So today when i was in biology, after i had finished my hw, i was messing with my pencil and got it stuck in the ceiling, i got it after it fell down... nobody even saw what had happened
Your Biology class must have a very small attention span.

Your Biology class must have a very small attention span.
They do, there are only 3 smart kids in my class and yet they didn't notice it either.

They do, there are only 3 smart kids in my class and yet they didn't notice it either.
Because they're smart enough to not notice that pencil as it is a distraction...?

I was sitting in science class and then the girl next to me told me she saw a picture of a snake.
"It looks better in person"
*stare into eyes longingly*

I accidentally kicked a girl in the face with a soccer ball, and she told me it was fine. However, someone kicked a basketball a little bit after that at her, and she fell down and broke her wrist.