You can finally forget your waifu

[[Maxx]]

irl girls are

1. gross + imperfect
2. have needs that might contradict your own
3. prolly not into brown town
4. might not want to have love w/ you
5. relationships are complicated
6. hookers are expensive

plus
you have a chance of getting aids if you didnt take her to get checked before you shreked

[Ad Bot]

[Clone v.117]

Real girls aren't lolis and the ones that are aren't allowed :(

[Hardy619]

I can imagine if EA made these...

"In order to access brown town insertion, you will have to pick up the 'Crotch Capers' add-on pack, available for $14.99"

[Zanaran2]

I can imagine if EA made these...

"In order to access brown town insertion, you will have to pick up the 'Crotch Capers' add-on pack, available for $14.99"

They'd promptly make lods of emone considering how many sheep follow EA.
Not to mention they would, if there was multiplayer, have people charge money to operate brothels/whorehouses.

[Mister Cheese]

[xSetrox]

Why, its not like you're gonna throw it in a pool.

you don't get it *wink*

[ShadowsfeaR]

you don't get it *wink*

I don't think anyone here can cum buckets, let alone you. Whatever spooge you get on the machine wont harm it. :l

[Niff]

I can now have love with stocking over the net.

while watching TV here at home :D

She'll eat you though

[Steve5452]

Real girls aren't lolis and the ones that are aren't allowed :(

:c

[Port]

:c

[ebube4356]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pby_eXF3-Zo

My face is covered with saliva