well i was sorta on the news

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

I was on the news paper before.
"Giant Jellyfish attacks New York City"
No but seriously I was on the local news paper before, I was at some birthday party or halloween party or something, I forget.

[Ad Bot]

[BluetoothBoy]

I've been on a billboard and the side of a bus, as well as in a campaign ad (I forget what for) with Scott Rolen.

[BlockyMagician]

My local paper runs all the names of the Gold, Silver, and Bronze honor roll students. Does that count?