I believe I should win this competition because I am a good member of the blockland community. Not only that but I also am a good person in real life, as you may know, I have just been to Africa for the past few months, working my ass off every single day for nothing in return. I was slaved away, sleeping on a hard floor, eating tasteless mush and working with no health and safety (example: our food was kept next to the termite killer preservative) and after my service to the African country of Malawi, I didn't even get a mere "thank you"
I am not the Furdle you read about online.
Oh and yes, I am over 16, I am 18.