I was just Suspended from school.

[Tokthree]

How did they find out the juice had whiskey in it anyway? Do they do spot checks on everyone's drinks or something in your school?

[Ad Bot]

[Blockzillahead]

Yeah how exactly did they know there was Whiskey in it? The smell of orange juice would cover it, same with the taste. Some snitch ratted you out, find him and bring his head on a plate to your principle.

[Torin0101]

Yeah, thats bullstuff the more I thought about it.

[Bisjac]

the principal is your "pal"

that's the handicapped way they teach people to remember that spelling.
and for some reason I remember it every time I read the word...

[Torin0101]

the principal is your "pal"

that's the restarted way they teach people to remember that spelling.
and for some reason I remember it every time I read the word...

oh, I didn't notice that. My phone has auto spellcheck
thanks for pointing that typo out.

[Jairo]

My phone has auto spellcheck

princible isn't even a word though...

[Otis Da HousKat]

Why would you even be hanging around Mexican kids in the first place?

[Nickelob Ultra]

how did you not immediately explain to the principal that you didn't know

i feel like you really did know it and wanted us to be on your side of the story

[ebube4356]

This goes on your permanent record.

[Steve5452]

who the hell just walks up to and says
HEY MAN WANT A SIP OF MY ORANGE JUICE

and who the hell AGREES

Me. Orange juice is the bomb.

[Torin0101]

how did you not immediately explain to the principal that you didn't know

i feel like you really did know it and wanted us to be on your side of the story

I did, He didn't listen.
I wasn't lying either.

This goes on your permanent record.

You don't think I don't realize that?

Why would you even be hanging around Mexican kids in the first place?

It wasn't me, It was the guy with the Orange Juice.

[Tetris]

must be a private school

[Bisjac]

it didn't seem odd to you that a group of teenagers were excitedly sharing a bottle of orange juice with everyone?
if I actually believed it was orange juice I never would take a sip Lol. that's just creepy.

also, screw drivers are loving lame. don't drink like a girl.

[SPooK]

Define "sip"