Michael Schumacher hospitalized following skiing accident.

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Update: A news conference was held around 5 hours ago on Schumacher's condition.

- He will be kept in an induced coma for the next 48 hours.
- He is still in critical condition.
- He will not require a second operation unless completely necessary.
- The helmet he was wearing definitely saved his life.

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so jeremy clarkson tweeted this

The worrying thing about brain injuries is that you can recover only to find you're a midget with a marked Birmingham accent when drunk.

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so jeremy clarkson tweeted this

lmao, then he tweeted this

In other words, it's possible after even a big brain bang to go back to exactly how you were before.

he isn't offending Michael Schumacher, he's taking the piss out of Richard Hammond who was also conflicted in a serious accident when he had tried out a drag racing car for Top Gear. I think Richard is from Birmingham, I don't think he's trying to cause any upset.