My parents have a stupid approach to illness

[Mariofan1701]

my mother blocks both passages of air for 5 loving minutes when i have the hiccups.

[Ad Bot]

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my mother blocks both passages of air for 5 loving minutes when i have the hiccups.

lol

[Clone v.117]

Take pictures of you throwing up.
Show it to your principal or something, I mean it probably wont do much but if you prove you were sick and that your mom was just being a bitch you might be able to get some leeway.

[nickpb1]

Stupid is a understatement. Just remember that you get to decide if your "parents" go into a retirement home, so make it a stuffty one.

[Cybertails1998]

Have you tried calling in an orbital strike

[BluetoothBoy]

Sheesh, harsh. When I get sick, I basically just take care of it all myself; my mom might make me tea or something, but that's about it.

[Muslim]

If I'm sick And I have little absences I stay home
If I'm sick and I have many absences I go
If I'm really sick with many absences I stay
If I get really sick I go home

[Clone v.117]

Sheesh, harsh. When I get sick, I basically just take care of it all myself; my mom might make me tea or something, but that's about it.

Same, I've pretty much always just dealt with it myself, when I was really sick my mom would maybe bring dinner to me because I can't get out of bed but that's about it.
What else is there to do anyway?

[BluetoothBoy]

Same, I've pretty much always just dealt with it myself, when I was really sick my mom would maybe bring dinner to me because I can't get out of bed but that's about it.
What else is there to do anyway?

Well, I do things like drink lots of water, abstain from milk, eat a clove of garlic, intake a bunch of vitamin C, drink some tea, etc.

I already have a strong immune system, so with these extra measures, it's usually it's all gone in a couple to a few days.

[Anti-Block]

yeah and it's me

the guy known for creating elaborate yarns, trying to garner sympathy with an elaborate yarn