theres a rock in my house

[Starzy]

call it steve

[Ad Bot]

[Radioactive]

smash it and you'll have a army

[Ceist]

put it in your ass.

[kidplasma]

You're forgeted.
It's probably making a mating call, soon there may be more rocks, too many rocks.

[Mr Queeba]

[The Resonte!]

tame it

[Cool Boi]

Grab it from behind

[dorkdotdan]

This happened to me the other day.

Just ignore it, it will go  away eventually.

Do you treat all of your house guests that way?