I really dislike you but ill try to be constructive as i can
To start you are daft, during that thread where the guy knocked on your door, you make a point of mentioning that you made for a blunt object. You stayed quiet like you weren't there and proceeded to turn on every light in the house. Awfully counter productive.
You have a tendency to start stuff. I dont remember when, but I think it was that thread about the giraffe where you posted something like "Thank god animals dont have souls" which is some pretty obvious bait.
Besides that, you've got a violent temper, a pretty stuffty attitude and some odd desire to stick around a forum that neither wants you nor needs you. But that's neither here nor there.