ok, so i fell flat on my ass walking downstairs. (falls you've taken thread)

[XR-7]

I have a friend at school who used to be on the track team.  Apparently, she had fallen and broken her ankle two years before and didn't even know, and she was getting first place in track meets on a broken ankle.  When it finally gave out, her career was over.  She showed me x-ray pictures of doctor's pulling bones out of her foot.

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[ResonKinetic]

Your mother's ass fell flat on my lap.

But seriously, I've never fallen.

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

Instead of getting off my bed I fell off my bed.
Talk about waking up on the wrong side of the bed.

[Swat 3]

Multiple times during skating I fell on my ass.

Today I was trying to do no-hands jumping from chair to chair in my class with like, bent knees.

My friend/crush pulled the chair out of the way and I slammed my ass on the ground hard. My pride shattered, well, what was left of it anyway. 

[Slammer1337]

Everytime I fall down a set of stairs I always seem to slide down.

I'm pretty much smacking my ass on every step until I stop myself or hit the bottom.

[Gojira]

i fractured my arm falling from a seven foot playground set on to my elbow
i landed on my elbow
it hurt
a lot
and there were a couple if girls that i liked there and that made it so much worse
the fact that they actually didn't laugh and were like "oh my god are you okay" makes it better though

[Swat 3]

Everytime I fall down a set of stairs I always seem to slide down.

I'm pretty much smacking my ass on every step until I stop myself or hit the bottom.

Oh my god this.