Author Topic: Ghetto Translator (NOW GIZOOGLE)  (Read 1372 times)

COMPARISON:
SENTENCE USED: Can't wait to go to my friend's house.

EBONICS:
Can't wait ta go ta muh motha forgetin brother's crib with muh beeotch
1. I didn't mention my friend's skin color in the original sentence.
2. I said nothing about a "beeotch" going with me.


GIZOOGLE:
Can't wait ta git all up in mah playaz house.
Flawless. This shows Gizoogle's translator is better than Joel's or whoever that forgetface is.

all in favor OP puts gizoogle up on OP instead of Stevey McScuzzbag's crappy script

Gizoogle is tons better.


Im afraid dis thang will increase antisocial behaviour, intellectual decline, n' rebellious mindset up in adolescents whoz ass aint yet adapted ta tha existizzle of dis Gizoogle Device
GIZOOGLE

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Yo brothers all up in da hood ah tell you what :^) just like mammy.

Yo Blockland Forums fo' scrubs an' noobs Don' make me come ova there bitch...

Original: "The jungle break was so fast it made the girl next to me pass out"
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Da jungle break was so fast it made tha hoe next ta me pass out
hot

Original: "rape"
Quote
rape



brother i'll pop a cap in yo ass
translates to
brother i'll pop a cold-ass lil cap up in yo ass

lol

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When I was a lil filly n' tha sun was goin down.
Da darknizz n' tha shadows they would always make me frown.
I'd hide under mah pillow
from what tha forget I thought I saw,
but Granny Pie holla'd dat wasn't tha way
to deal wit fears at all.

Then what tha forget is, biatch?

Bitch holla'd, "Pinkie you gotta stand up tall,
learn ta grill yo' fears,
yo dirty ass is gonna peep dat they can't break ma foot off up in yo ass just laugh ta make dem disappear.

HA HA HA

Sooooooo, giggle all up in tha entrepreneur y.
Guffaw all up in tha gross-by.
Crack up all up in tha creepy.
Whoop it up wit tha weepy.
Chortle all up in tha cooky.
Snortle all up in tha spooky.

And tell dat big-ass dumb freaky grill ta take a hike n' leave you ridin' solo n' if tha entrepreneur in' muthaforgeta be thinkin his schmoooove ass can scare you than he gots another thang comin n' tha straight-up scam of such a thang just make you wanna HAHHAHAAHAHA laaaauuuuuuugh.
Its "Giggle at the ghosties" from MLP FIM. LOL

Gizoogle soundz like Gizmo

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Do tha impossible
see tha invisible
row! row!
fight tha power!

touch tha untoucheable
break tha unbreakable
row! row!
fight tha power!

Juice ta tha peeps, juice fo' tha dream
still missin piece scattering, so incomplete
we be da most thugged-out incredible soldier from underground
see how tha forget easy as forget , they all fall down
diggin ta tha core ta peep tha light
Let’s git outta here babe, that’s tha way ta survive, ya
top of tha head, I’m on tha set
do tha impossible, don’t you wanna bet?
cuz, a stuffload of thangs chizzled, we be waitin up in vain
if you wanna git by, no pain no gain
wow! fakers wanna test me again
sorry, mah rhyme’s gonna snatch yo' dome, yo
I’m still starvin fo' tha straight up stuff
we gonna make it happen wit tha wild-ass rap skill
get locked n loaded ta rumble, now is tha time, uh huh
if you ain’t know, now you know
phat luck fellows!

Verse one of "'Libera Me' From Hell"