so just took a laxative

[Steve5451²]

Took me two days for any results.

[Ad Bot]

[XR-7]

@ your quote comment

A medical condition is partly to blame and the doses are approved by doctors.

Yeah but how many times do you pee in a non-24 hour day?

In a 32h day, usually three.  In an 8h day, I usually don't go at all.

[Mr Man]

how about reviews for a 55 gallon tank of lube?

my sides are in orbit

[WaffleCake]

"I cancelled our planned 25th anniversary trip to Hawaii and invested in this 55 gallon drum of lube."

my sides spontaneously combusted
i feel like we majorly derailed this topic

[XR-7]

Guys, this is for laxatives.

[Frankie²]

it didnt work until this morning

[hillkill]

if you have to fart, be on the toilet just in case. you only make that mistake 5 million times.

[BluetoothBoy]

Everyone here has such pansy body systems. That or I'm a superhero?

So many complaints saying that people have to recuperate for a day after getting a burrito from Taco Bell. I can eat a pound of tacos and never think twice or regret it later.

If I ever get irregularities, I have to take a whole library of laxatives before noticing a change.

I only pee twice (usually) in a 24h day.

I have not vomited from sickness since 2005. Only exceptions were from some freak thing in the middle of the night in September 2010 from bad heartburn that caught me off guard and a migraine on June 11, 2013.

Pretty much this, especially the part about Taco Bell. How come so many people are like "it makes me sick", and yet I've eaten 2/3 of one of their taco value packs (12 tacos in the pack; 8 for me). I no get it...