This is definitely a joke but it's a good one
Pad Gardner is a somewhat famous sanitary napkin. I can be very weird at times, but also very friendly. I am currently in transition to becoming a disposable feminine pad completely, and later on will be pressed against a soft vulva for a woman's period. I have wanted to go back to being a sanitary pad completely since I was 10 years old. I was looking for more open minded people who are comfortable with the fate for me. I am a massive supporter of LGBT rights. I believe in reincarnation, and can only look forward to being constantly reincarnated as a pad. I had my name changed to Pad Gardner, and am now working on creating a giant pad costume. I will be focusing all my energy towards becoming a sanitary napkin completely. Once this happens I will be on my way to the feminine hygiene aisle where I will be finally sold as a pad.
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i wonder what a raisin roaring would sound like
like this:
Raisins are people too
