Weird as Hell Dreams!

[Chris72003]

I'm sorry, I just really want to post my dreams.

One day I was in an airport (in my dream). It was bright and sunny with lights shinning from the ceiling windows. Then I saw someone having a heart attack. I tried to help him, and luckily because of me he survived. Later I found out that he was Rick from Rick and Morty, then because I saved his life he granted me the powers of Magneto. I then saw that all of the escalators closed down, so I made them speed up. But I accidentally sped up the escalators too much, making everyone previously on it turn to sticky, gooey, pale mush. I then had a sudden urge to keep on killing, although these two bug-humanoid guards in the airport started to shoot me with their alien laser blasters. I escaped the two, only to find an army of weird creatures in airport guard outfits holding tiny, but powerful alien laser guns. They were then chasing after me with an incredible speed, trying to pounce at me and make me in pain. I then jumped into a big, redneck bug's pocket that was huge on the outside. They then somehow found me and shot my face. After that I woke up.

How do I remember these dreams so good? And also, I don't even watch Rick and Morty!

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[Pie Crust]

I forget my dreams the minute I wake up.

[ResonKinetic]

What the heck man, those are some crazy-ass drugs you've been taking before bed.

[SCP - 096]

I had a dream where I was just standing in a field of donuts. There weren't any trees, the field was just rolling hills and there was a blue sky with a few small clouds. There wasn't anything under the layer of donuts so if you looked under the donuts there was just whiteness. I was walking around and I saw a toilet and looked in and there were - you guessed it - donuts.

[Chris72003]

Another dream that I had two days ago. (NOTE: I somehow don't remember a lot from this dream)

I was in this one summer camp academy thing. It looked like an evil torture medieval castle that had came straight out of hell to stay on Earth for the rest of the time that Earth has. But then, there was new management, and this lady was the devil. She abused every single child there for no reason, just for her own enjoyment. Even one time she tied me to a rusty and dirty, black 1954 Oldsmobile, and then she ran me over several times. Also, the lady looked like a mad woman with dirty blonde hair that reached higher than she was (her hair was apparently also her brain) with a Victorian dress and gold-outlined shoes. Me and another girl that went to this 'academy' always tried to escape but somehow always ended up back at the long, black, steel bridge that connects to the island the academy was on. It was like all roads led to that bridge. Me and the other girl told many people about the lady's evil antics, although they didn't believe us. We were then exhausted and tired, and right when we were about to give up, someone believed us. It was a miracle. So much of a miracle in fact, that the girl I was working with kissed me. After that I fell deeply in love with the (unfortunately) simulated girl in my mind because of her bright attitude, charming looks, and most importantly, her personality. Apparently the guy that believed us secretly ruled all schools. Then, the evil lady got fired, and all she said was, "Sorry. You little brats!" Then I woke up from my once nightmare that turned into a good dream.

[Ducky duck]

I had a weird dream once, I was your age.

Here it is,

I was in my house, the sky was orangish. I heard someone say "Its the end of the world!" When I turned around I saw a wave of lava and fallout heading for me. I all of a sudden flew into the air, past the lava. Everyone did. And then the earth blew up and I woke up happy that it was a dream.

[Champion]

i had a dream where betel said to me "YOU HAVE AUTISM"


 after that i woke up

[Chris72003]

Another dream. I barely remember this one either. Why not?

Anyway, I had a dream that was basically GTA except every bus driver in town was the Medic from TF2, old ladies had shotguns for canes, there was stupid cops, it was first person at most parts, and WAYYYY less free area to roam in.

It wasn't as weird as my other dreams, but still a bit weird. Also, funny thing, I don't play GTA nor do I play Team Fortress 2.

[Dino5678]

weird as hell dream
ok, one of my dreams is more weird than hell.

I was at a corner store, I randomly got abducted by aliens and sent to a black hole that led to a black hole that led to a black hole that led to a black hole that led to a corner store. At the corner store, I got kidnapped by some bad guys and was stored in a trunk that led to a house that looked like a trunk. Inside the house that looked like a trunk, everything inside the house looked like a trunk. I touched a couch that looked like a trunk and I got stored inside of it with nobody pushing me in, like, just magically. While I was in the couch for a few seconds, I randomly got teleported to a teleport that teleported to a house that looked like a trunk but was actually a black hole that looked like a couch but was actually a supermassive black hole that led to heaven, but in heaven, I didn't have a 30 minute or more chance there, I got teleported to the life of Bill Gates. In the life of Bill Gates, his microsoft employees were zombies that looked like Barack Obama. The zombies eventually caught me and after that, I felt like I was having a dream inside a dream were I was abducted by Barack Obama but was actually an alien reptile that had the sign of Illuminati on his forehead. He touched my eyes and I woke up, but I was actually still inside a dream. In the dream that I thought I escaped into reality, the heat death of the universe happened, thats all, then I woke up. wtf

[YounqD]

weird as hell dream
ok, one of my dreams is more weird than hell.

I was at a corner store, I randomly got abducted by aliens and sent to a black hole that led to a black hole that led to a black hole that led to a black hole that led to a corner store. At the corner store, I got kidnapped by some bad guys and was stored in a trunk that led to a house that looked like a trunk. Inside the house that looked like a trunk, everything inside the house looked like a trunk. I touched a couch that looked like a trunk and I got stored inside of it with nobody pushing me in, like, just magically. While I was in the couch for a few seconds, I randomly got teleported to a teleport that teleported to a house that looked like a trunk but was actually a black hole that looked like a couch but was actually a supermassive black hole that led to heaven, but in heaven, I didn't have a 30 minute or more chance there, I got teleported to the life of Bill Gates. In the life of Bill Gates, his microsoft employees were zombies that looked like Barack Obama. The zombies eventually caught me and after that, I felt like I was having a dream inside a dream were I was abducted by Barack Obama but was actually an alien reptile that had the sign of Illuminati on his forehead. He touched my eyes and I woke up, but I was actually still inside a dream. In the dream that I thought I escaped into reality, the heat death of the universe happened, thats all, then I woke up. wtf

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[Chris72003]

weird as hell dream
ok, one of my dreams is more weird than hell.

-Some weird ass dream-

Looks like people have WEIRDER dreams then me.