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Madame et monsieur, I must foremost express contrition for my pragmatism, but I hasten to bemoan this simply dreadful pocket magnifier. Among my great many pocket magnifiers, monocles, and opera glasses, it is my very least treasured. I deigned to purchasing this, for lack of better intonation, "economical" pocket magnifier whence I could not locate my favorite: a magnifier forged from the finest swiss platinum, hand-ground from glass recovered from the great Swedish warship Vasa, festooned with a chain once draped around the neck of Liliuokalani (the last monarch of Hawaii before the United States' forced constitution) and originally commissioned for Albert Edward, Prince of Wales.However, in all my armoires and wardrobes, I could not locate my prized magnifier. With my estate's Gala mere days away, I purchased the "SE Necklace Magnifier" in hopes that no one would notice a different chain adorning my ca. 19th century East Indian silk petticoat. Before I could even affix it betwixt the whalebone hook and the satin inlay of my trouser pocket, however, the chain severed into twain!Prithee, I take no great pleasure saying this, but all prospective patrons don't stride, dash to your nearest monocle storefront!
You just found out why America is in debt.
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i searched "carrot" and got a short story about a 13 year old girl who finds richards and bondage gear in her new house's basement
Current Price: $4,532,115,699,904.79Sweet Jesus.
$4,532,115,699,887.99 for that camera setAMAZON ARE YOU OK
