They smell funny.
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The UK is the equivalent of a barking Chihuahua, thinks it very important and powerful. Insults everyone around them.
France is the kid who talks stuff about you, but them calls for your help when they get into deep stuff.
Iran wants to take us back to the stone age.
Austria, Netherlands, Belgium will be removed for the same reason as france
Sweden is the land of neckbeards, girly men, and overly politically correctness that makes being not tribal tribal.
Brazil spends there money on stupid stuff and ignores its poverty.
and no I do not have a napoleon complex