minecraft works on linux tho.....
no I only called out people who called linux "not a real operating system" because it was freeop forgeted over windows so
Alter Ego: http://www.playalterego.com/alterego (What if your entire life was different? This game is great and very long.)
uh, no. i'm fine with linux.double posts r 4 cigarettes.
Which distribution is it?
Update your drivers.Brag about your kernel.Pretend that the difficulty of use and the incomprehensibility of commands inherent in Lunix is actually a badge of honor.Look at ugly, distorted fonts in your browser and on any other application you might want to runReformat and install another distribution. (People have been known to do this continuously for weeks. Hint: they all suck. Stop wasting your time.)Watch a console display error messages.Convince yourself that Open Office is "just as good" as Microsoft Office.Read countless manuals to do the simplest of tasks. And still failSay you use Lunix (which will get your ass kicked, even by other Lunix users.)Display a stuffed penguin on your monitor at work so that everyone will know you use Lunix.Think of ways at work to bring up the subject of how you use Lunix, because the penguin thing didn't work.Fail to realize that, penguin or not, noone gives a forget about what operating system you use.Eat KFC chicken around the clock.Manually edit config files.Run a virtual instance of Windows so you can play games, while at the same time saying how much you hate Microsoft.Play Nethack, @ngband, and Tetris! (If you can get them to work.)Argue that KDE is better than GNOME.Argue that GNOME is better than KDE.Argue that both GNOME and KDE are inferior to your chosen environment.Develop carpal tunnel from keyboard usage between bouts of excessive self-pleasure borne out of social-handicapation.Depend on easy to use programs like vi.Try to learn how to do simple tasks in emacs, eventually using notepad to complete the same task.Keep your virginity.Give long, boring lectures about FOSS- Free and Open Source Software- while at the same time failing to realize that nobody really gives a forget about software licensing.Be a badass non-conformist.Never get viruses,ever,like how a virgin never gets STDs.Get an error message literally 'out of the blue'. (No wait, that's Windows.)Graphically chart the shrinkage of your snake over time with bundled, GPL'd software. This is a highly requested feature among lunix users.Discussing the awesome non-ntfs filesystems you can use with lunix, for example one written by a convicted murderer.Spend hours of your life compiling bits of code, just to find out it was EPIC FAIL!Read this article. That is, if you figure out how.Host this article.Uhh, well that's pretty much it.
