u wanna fokin go m8
Scientifically, and politely, I am... erm... better than you. According to fossil records, your ancestors were autistic pre-historic primates, while the rest of humanity took the turn for the better. Also, carbon dating has concluded that your mother is as old as the dust particles found around her eye (approx. 60000 years old). Another amazing and conclusive fact is that I am patriotic to 'Merica and I am the CEO of The Planetary Society, so I can sue your ass 20 times over with the funds I have at my disposal. Breaking news, I have just learned that the net weight of all of your fat accumulated over the past 10 years from Twinkies is greater or equal to the weight of the sun relative to Earth's gravity.
Scientifically you got owned.
