I'm flying to Turkey in two hours, and am gonna be away for a week.

[InvisibleName]

God damnit, I keep reading things wrong
"I'm a flying turkey in two hours"

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[Mister Cheese]

You gonna visit Constantinople (Istanbul)?

[sir dooble]

God damnit, I keep reading things wrong
"I'm a flying turkey in two hours"

That title might be equally true if {L} is afraid of flying.

[XR-7]

Turkey will meet halfway.

[Mikoyan]

You gonna visit Constantinople (Istanbul)?

its called istanbul

[mus]

take many a picture of your flight(s) for me

[Mister Cheese]

its called istanbul

You gonna visit Constantinople (Istanbul)?

[Mikoyan]

Yes but you don't just ask someone if they're visiting Constantinople. That would be like asking them if they were visiting Byzantium. It's officially been Istanbul since 1930.

[Mister Cheese]

I know but I just kind of know it as that
You brought up a fair point but still