Bomb Diffusal Adventure! MISSION FAILED!

[Ladios]

>Wring out the juice from the fish, drink it, and piss on the bomb; or just drink from the faucet



You try your best to suck out any liquids from the fish, however it will take several minutes for it to reach your bladder. You knew you should have eaten more cranberries.

>TURN ON THE FAUCET AND FLOOD THE ROOM TO DROWN YOURSELF BEFORE THE BOMB GETS THE PLEASURE OF DOING SO



You turn the faucet to the maximum flow rate and situate yourself in the most ideal position. Unfortunately it takes over a minute to drown to death where the bomb will now explode in forty-five seconds.

>Perform an abortion of the blinking light

This is illegal in your current state/district. They have been trying to get it over turned but you know how those republicans can be...

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[Tumbleweed]

wtf is that thing on the left

[Blocky943]

Jump out the window and fall to the ground in slow motion while it explodes behind you

[Ladios]

>wtf is that thing on the left



Oh that? It's just your work terminal. You use it for daily job tasks such as diffusing bombs and the like.



You were just about to start your work for today when you were so rudely with all these distractions.



Game Over

...Or is it?