top to bottom, some parts are crooked because forget you i don't feel like remembering.
Me: Badspot what is the current time in my timezone?
Badspot: Where is that?
Me: Well, timezones are a part of how we live on Earth.
Badspot: What is it like on Earth?
Me: Well, there's water.
Badspot: Yes I'm sure.
Me: And breathable oxygen for us human lifeforms.
Badspot: Huh, never thought of that.
Me: Well, you learn something new everyday! ... that you're an alien
[website crashes]
BADSPOT CONFIRMED AS AN ALIEN RACE OH stuff GUYS