Author Topic: The intestinal hatred topic  (Read 555 times)

It's 12:23 AM as I begin to type this and I hate my intestines.

Firstly, this happened: http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=246300.msg7084559 I thought that would be the end of it. But nope, days after I got that sucker fixed up, guess what? I caught a cough. And I discovered that I had another hernia on the other side. So I have another surgery scheduled to fix that one on September 5. Except now that probably is gonna get delayed more. For years I'd been getting this sort of gurgling, ache-y feeling in various parts of my guts. Thought it was just indigestion. Nope, seems I've been dealing with chronic appendicitis, bad enough to cause discomfort, but not bad enough to cause any concern - until yesterday, when my guts waged all-out war on me. Acute appendicitis. Diarrhea, projectile vomiting, the worst pain I've ever experienced all throughout my guts. Initially thought it was food poisoning, until we went to the doc and he declared that if they didn't get my appendix out it'd probably burst and I'd be totally screwed. So last night I had emergency surgery to remove the appendix, which I am now recovering from. There was scar tissue already around the appendix from the ongoing chronic appendicitis before the big episode that led to its removal. They sent it off to a lab, probably to figure out if I was born over radioactive waste or something. I'm also wondering if the surgeon is a part time clown because it feels like my guts were used as balloon animals. And to top it all off they noticed another small hernia in my freaking belly button. I am full of pain meds, am currently a literal gasbag, and have no idea how I'm gonna get to sleep, so of course I decided that I'd whine about it all on a forum for a lego-y indie game I play once in a while.

Discuss intestinal hatred.

Damn, hope you feel better.

I have an intestinal disease that I have to deal with for the rest of my life, unless I want to take out my entire colon.

I have an intestinal disease that I have to deal with for the rest of my life, unless I want to take out my entire colon.
Well that sucks. At least all this stuff will be done with at some point. :\

I have an intestinal disease that I have to deal with for the rest of my life, unless I want to take out my entire colon.

Crohn's disease?

Sounds like hell OP