i know i am. wanna come?
My first craigslist post was back when my entrepreneur premoted me from the corner to online sales, i was so happy that day because i knew id get some fine turtles for my pet farm in my homeland of georgia. Thats where i first met mr. Oswald, he was a nice man kind of weird but he was nice. I worked for mr oswald for 20 months and it was a brutal labor. So brutal that i had to go get him a whip from the local pharmacy and we had some kinky farm adventures after lights out at 3:45 PM. The fun had to stop when the cops cake and told us that you cant whip an 11 year old manboy without a permit. We ran away to alaska where anything is legal behind closed doors. Everything was great until the winter of 1956... We got snowed in atleast 12 feet of snow. We started to run out of food so we had to eat the rugs off the floor. After the rugs were all gone mr oswald got sick. We soon relised that he wasnt going to make it to spring. His dying wish was that i, his 11 year old manboy servant would always stay faithful to him even after he passed, that i would never sell myself to another 98 year old man as long as i lived. I have been honering his last wish ever since. God bless your soul mr oswald.Wellthats my story of my first craigslist post!
Craigslist in the 1950s
idk why this is so funny to me lol
