THE FOLLOWING IS MOSTLY A JOKE, NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLYthanks
>make sure home alone
>check all rooms in house
>close door
>shut the blinds
>lay down on comfy bed
>grab laptop
>tissues, check
>lotion, check
>its time to look at the pictures of badspot megathread
>omg it feels good
>im torrid
>oh stuff i heard the front door open
>forget forget forget
>footsteps
>stuff richard forget CUNT
>a knock on door
>i forgot to lock it!
>door opens...
>its the glorious badspot
>he whispers in my ear with his warm breath
"i need bout tree fiddy"
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