1. spend entire day pretending to be drunk
2. find 5 guys that may be attempting to take advantage of you
3. 1 of the guys is legitimately trying to help
4. ignore all the men that ignored her and kept on with their business
5. condense all footage into 4 minutes
6. "While this video may or may not be staged the truth is it doesn't really matter"
7. all men are sleazy
8. ???
9. feminism