Poll

What should I do??

Commit Self Delete [mention how].
24 (30.8%)
Don't let it phase me.
6 (7.7%)
Sue the restaurant.
26 (33.3%)
Nothing.
7 (9%)
Refer to the magic conch [see above option].
15 (19.2%)

Total Members Voted: 78

Author Topic: I need to make a big decision, since I have no future.  (Read 1192 times)

I let out a laugh at the the poll but I hope it's not serious :(

I haven't had this happen to me iirc, possibly once.

wait what, is that fortune coming out of a full fortune cookie?
shhh

I once got a fortune cookie with three fortunes in it.  What does it mean?

commit Self Delete by Self Delete
you kill yourself so much you die in heaven

What's beyond heaven?  Seriously that is a loving trip.

commit Self Delete by Self Delete
you kill yourself so much you die in heaven
But monotheism doesn't believe in reincarnation.

I once got a fortune cookie with three fortunes in it.  What does it mean?
It means you're a very fortunate person

I was once got a fortune from a fortune cookie that said "You will soon go on a long journey".
And honest to God, it was the day before I went on a week long trip to Rome.
Most accurate fortune cookie ever.

You're not tied down by fate. You have true free will! You can do anything you want! Everything you ever do is your own responsibility now!

Almost every fortune cookie I get is correct in a way, unless the cookie was outright disgusting(they exist), then it outright fails to be helpful.

Wow, don't Self Delete, it's not the way to go out.  You don't realize it yet maybe, but you have something to live for.  As you get older and the days go bye, you will soon realize you are making a difference in others life, and most important, in your life.  Also, you will also notice that even though it may seem like nothing, you are doing something to improve society and help other.  So, don't kill yourself because of a dumb fortune cookie, and even if this post is a joke, Self Delete is never the way to go out.

What's beyond heaven?  Seriously that is a loving trip.
what isn't?

Wow, don't Self Delete, it's not the way to go out.  You don't realize it yet maybe, but you have something to live for.  As you get older and the days go bye, you will soon realize you are making a difference in others life, and most important, in your life.  Also, you will also notice that even though it may seem like nothing, you are doing something to improve society and help other.

Wth

So, don't kill yourself because of a dumb fortune cookie, and even if this post is a joke, Self Delete is never the way to go out.

Uh....

I can't think of a response other than, "Self Delete is never a good option for anything."

What's beyond heaven?  Seriously that is a loving trip.
super heaven