Author Topic: What kind of parent do you hope to be?  (Read 1131 times)

Not the one they want, but the one they need.

If I walked in on my son having love I'd start coaching him on the correct way to do it, in a chill way.

Teach him proper thrusting technique, and some awesome positions. All while he and the girl are sitting there naked. They try to leave, or refuse to listen, I can easily threaten I tell the girl's parents. Then continue my love coaching.
Sad part is, yes, I'm totally serious.
awkward

I will keep this quoted so that I haunts you forever


don't want kids
I don't want right now either but our minds might change in the future.

Hopefully, not one at all


I dunno if I want kids, but if I do, I'd try my best to be a very fun parent and give them the things I never got growing up as a kid, and be understanding.  Of course I'd have limitations like usual parents.

Instead of Nerf guns when they're 4 I'll give them BB guns ( under lock and key of course )

My baby will sleep in the garage. I'll take him everywhere with me whenever I leave the house, feed him at designated stops, and keep him from getting booboos from other people's neglected kids.

I can't even find the baby aisle at a baby store. Probably not good..

mixhael jackson archetype
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