Why, hello there. So fancy of you to stumble on-wards into the realm of my topic.
On this glorious 17th of December, the year 2014 AD, I have overcome the rather present improbability of surviving 21 trips around the magnificent and bright Sun overlord.
As an American, I plan to celebrate by imbibing an arrogant amount of alcohol until I am sufficiently inebriated. This will be done with friends, of course.
Let the bar hopping commence!