Author Topic: Guys my virginity is gone  (Read 774 times)

Ffs i lost it again. help

Hey, don't worry, it's still here. You need to remember that cumming on your anime bodypillows doesn't count as love.

Hey, don't worry, it's still here. You need to remember that cumming on your anime bodypillows doesn't count as love.
did you learn that from experience




Steps to re-found your virginitree:
1. Locate a small child (this will be important in step three)
2. Make sure you are carrying an obisidian ritual knife, with a handle made of wood. Wood like polymers are okay.
3. ???
4. If you performed the ritual right, you should now be in a lobby, waiting to speak with satan. Do not make eye contact.
5. ???
6. ?!?!
7. Profit.