How would you kill the above user Vforgetifiknow

[Flatflyer]

pause their avatar when it disappears.

[Ad Bot]

[Nonnel]

Shove pigeons up his ass

[the hacker]

Give u a haircut

Bayonetta actually does get a haircut in the second game.

Overdose on cyanide.

[Niff]

that almost moderate page stretch
burn all of your bdsm comics or whatever

[Inap]

by killing him

[querty67]

A red hot poker to the eye

[Johnimiester]

Invite him to a fancy dinner and poison his drink.