b-b-b-but muh sensationalism! the new york times told me militarisation is bad!
Oh no! Obama is actually a national socialist communist islamic jewish reptile with anti Christian values! The government is run by the illumanti and wants to take away our guns and enslave us! Police are tribal fascist pigs out to harm poor people of color! Its all a conspiracy to corrupt a youth by destroying our Christian values with vaccines and opening a 666 portal to hell! Their corporations also want to pollute our earth and chop our rain forests by taking away my right to smoke weed so that they can create a planet for the alien overlords to colonise! The writing is on the walls guys! THE NYTIMES, BLOG, ALL THE YOUTUBE COMMENTS, cnn, LEFT WING ANARCHISTS, AND JESSE VENTURA WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG!
